Robber Protection

In the dead of the night
When there wasn’t any car or van
Out of the dark shadows
Came a black-hooded man

He made not a single sound
He stuck to the sides
He’d not be found
If anyone tried.

He slunk across the wall
Like a filthy, selfish snob
But he wasn’t there only to snoop
He was there to rob.

He wanted to loot people
Who lived in that great mansion
Of all their luxuries
And all things they fashion.

He wanted to see suffering
He wanted to see everyone weep
He could carry out his plan
Only when everyone was asleep.

He’d never experienced
Giving pain to people
Or on other valuables
His hand to steeple.

How thrilling it’d be!
How fun it’d feel!
To finally see
How it is to steal.

He made it to the back garden
Where lied the back door
It was never really locked
But wait, there’s more…

To make sure no one was following
The man looked behind.
“Hello, thief. Is there
Anything wrong with your mind?”

A sound came from nowhere
On its end stood his hair
He knew it came from somewhere
But the question was… WHERE?

“My voice is coming from this tree
For two main reasons, see-
One- I am the tree
Two- The tree is me.
So unless soon you’ll flee
I’ll warn my master and then, hee hee hee.”

The man’s eyes grew wide
They almost popped out of his face
He ran and he ran
Like in a running race.

Nice way, don’t you think,
To end theft suspicion?
To install such a device
That’ll give you robber protection.

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